Welcome to The Haunted Lighthouse Limited

We run small, well behaved pieces of the internet: selfhosted social platforms, privacy first Git hosting; and calm, long term technical consultancy. Clear communication, open source tools, and zero corporate theatrics.

If you’re looking for a considered, quietly competent approach to hosting, infrastructure, and digital services — you’re in the right place.

Want the longer version? You’ll find it woven through the Mastodon, Forgejo, and consultancy work below.

What we look after

Mastodon

Lighthouse Mastodon is our selfhosted social space; a quiet, creative corner of the Fediverse built on respect, privacy, and calm conversation.

Visit Lighthouse Mastodon →

Forgejo Git hosting

Privacy first Git hosting for individuals and small teams. Two factor authentication, encrypted backups; and a clear exit plan if you ever decide to move away.

Explore Forgejo hosting →

Ko-fi support

Ko-fi helps keep the lights on: hosting costs, backups, and the odd pot of coffee while we keep the stack tidy and up to date.

Support on Ko-fi →

Consultancy

Bespoke help with selfhosted infrastructure, privacy focused services, and long term maintainable setups — for individuals and small organisations who prefer calm over chaos.

Learn about consultancy →

At a glance

  • Isle of Man company (No. 138512C).
  • Infrastructure hosted in the EU with a strong privacy bias.
  • Backups and documentation baked in from day one.
  • No dark patterns, no engagement farming, no theatrics.

Unsure if your project fits? Send a short note — we’ll answer clearly.