The Haunted Lighthouse Limited Consultancy Suite

What We Offer

A clear, joined up set of tools and services designed for small teams, creators and businesses who value privacy, clarity and technical calm.

Managed Forgejo Hosting

Private Git hosting that behaves

We run a managed Forgejo instance tailored for small teams. You get private repositories, sensible CI/CD, encrypted backups, and optional S3 storage for build artefacts and static assets.

We handle the updates, security, migrations and runners so you can focus on your work, not your infrastructure.

Fediverse and Social Infrastructure

A privacy first approach to Mastodon

We help individuals and organisations establish a calm, professional presence on the Fediverse. From account setup and profile tuning to moderation guidance and connecting your online identity, we keep things tidy and sustainable.

No growth hacking. No algorithms. Just a steady presence that feels like part of a healthy ecosystem.

Storage and Artefacts

S3 compatible storage, used sensibly

We provide optional S3/MinIO storage for tiers that need it. It’s designed for build artefacts, static website assets and internal project material. Nothing creepy, nothing chaotic.

Every bucket is isolated, covered by a strict acceptable use policy, and backed by encrypted offsite backups. Storage is a tool, not a dumping ground.

Joined Up Technical Consultancy

Clarity, structure and steady progress

We map what you already have: domains, DNS, hosting, repositories, SaaS tools, backups and work out where you ought to be heading. Then we help you move there in clear, steady steps.

No jargon, no magic, no black boxes. Just infrastructure that you understand and can explain to a client or an auditor without breaking into a sweat.

Security Assessment

Know where you stand before an assessor does

Structured security assessments for Isle of Man and UK businesses, aligned to the Cyber Essentials and IASME frameworks. We review your controls, identify gaps, and produce a clear written report you can act on β€” or hand to a client or auditor with confidence.

We hold current Cyber Essentials certification ourselves. We know what the assessors are looking for, and we'll tell you plainly what needs fixing before they find it.

Sovereign Auditor

Constrained AI legal research that stays on your network

Sovereign Auditor is a legal research assistant for law firms operating under Isle of Man, UK, and EU law. It runs on your own hardware β€” your client data never leaves your network. Every analysis is governed by a documented constraints file you sign off on, logged, timestamped, and downloadable as a report.

First-pass research and drafting assistance with mandatory disclaimers and a full audit trail. Not a replacement for qualified legal advice β€” a tool that makes producing it faster, more consistent, and evidentially sound.