The Haunted Lighthouse Limited Consultancy Suite

What We Offer

A clear, joined-up set of tools and services designed for small teams, creators and businesses who value privacy, clarity and technical calm.

Managed Forgejo Hosting

Private Git hosting that behaves

We run a managed Forgejo instance tailored for small teams. You get private repositories, sensible CI/CD, encrypted backups, and optional S3 storage for build artefacts and static assets.

We handle the updates, security, migrations and runners so you can focus on your work, not your infrastructure.

Fediverse and Social Infrastructure

A privacy-first approach to Mastodon

We help individuals and organisations establish a calm, professional presence on the Fediverse. From account setup and profile tuning to moderation guidance and connecting your online identity, we keep things tidy and sustainable.

No growth hacking. No algorithms. Just a steady presence that feels like part of a healthy ecosystem.

Storage and Artefacts

S3-compatible storage, used sensibly

We provide optional S3/MinIO storage for tiers that need it. It’s designed for build artefacts, static website assets and internal project material. Nothing creepy, nothing chaotic.

Every bucket is isolated, covered by a strict acceptable use policy, and backed by encrypted off-site backups. Storage is a tool, not a dumping ground.

Joined-Up Technical Consultancy

Clarity, structure and steady progress

We map what you already have—domains, DNS, hosting, repositories, SaaS tools, backups—and work out where you ought to be heading. Then we help you move there in clear, steady steps.

No jargon, no magic, no black boxes. Just infrastructure that you understand and can explain to a client or an auditor without breaking into a sweat.